
Hot take: garrison cap is better than beret
Just felt like the counter point was required. Do I think my great grandfather would look as good standing in front of the imperial bridge in a beret? No, no I do not. The garrison cap is also much harder to screw up than a beret, which makes the slacker types look even more like hot garbage. We should be able to tuck the garrison cap into our belt like the Coast Guard though.
I'd like a döner kebab and an apfelschorle.