u/Dyziismydogsname

You ever go on a date for dogs and only get 1 dog cuz you want to act like you got your shit together but really you already knew you wanted 2 and you really needed 2 because honestly 1 dog is not even enough for a small child and youre a grown man in your 40s tryna lose a few lbs but dogs are literally at every gas station and sporting event and you haven't got your drinking under control yet either?