Office culture
be me
hybrid "privilege"
67% WFH, 33% office
today is the day for "face time"
wake up early to sit on a train for 3 hours total
-8 EUR
grab a quick breakfast because I'm rushing
-4 EUR
arrive at my desk
nobody is there
entire team is either WFH or on a different floor
spent 27 EUR on commute and lunch just to join Zoom calls from a different chair
go to the restroom to brush teeth
hit a wall of pure stench
anonymous coworker has clearly been fighting for his life in the stall
can’t even breathe, let alone use the sink
abort mission
walking out
hear an absolute trumpet blast from the disabled toilet
the walls actually vibrate
this is the "vibrant office culture" HR talked about
mfw I paid to commute to a public restroom
mfw the only "collaboration" today was auditory
the joy of RTO