u/Duskatte

His stepmom Cheryl lets him say 'ass' and a couple other curses now.
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His stepmom Cheryl lets him say 'ass' and a couple other curses now.

What are the other curses Zeke's allowed to say?

u/Duskatte — 3 days ago
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Genuinely the dumbest idea Bob ever had

Gonna dislocate something trying to find the cumin behind his elbow...
Spice rack's not much better but at least fixable. Just stick labels atop the kids. ...Lids. Ah, por que no los dos.

u/Duskatte — 4 days ago
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Why did the suit stay on. WHY DID THE SUIT STAY ON, DENISE?!

u/Duskatte — 6 days ago
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(Pic unrelated.)

Yeah, I don't really see what's fun about being ordered around by a bunch of frat boys.
"I can explain it."

Is it insane to collect the spit of every patient who's passed through my office for the past six months and put it in a pony keg?
"Not necessarily."

What are 'lady goods'?
"...Pony saddles?"

(Honorable mention to S3E21, "Boyz 4 Now": "It would be terrible if these smells got stuck to the inside of my nostrils and I would have to smell this sweaty sweatband forever.")

u/Duskatte — 12 days ago