u/Dumbomort — reddlx

This is a PSA for everyone to mentally and physically prepare themselves for Meursault's upcoming birthday and the inevitable chibi art that PM will release to commemorate the occasion. Our top researchers have studied the data and have concluded that the "gap moe" levels that will be emitted from the illustrations combined with the increased influx of fan art will cause every Meursault fan to go into a severe state of emotional hysteria, and some may even experience a case of psychosis. If you happen to be in the close vicinity of a Meursault fan, it is highly advised that you maintain a minimum distance of 600 feet till the end of 5/5 at the earliest to avoid being swept up by the frenzied horde. Stay safe managers