u/Dry-Researcher9607

Do you consider Oliver z0@ph1lic?

I honestly think that's the case. Yeah, Thraxans look like bugs, but they're humanoid mantis, not lobsters. That would be like trying to bang a pangolin or a bird. Oliver is just using his ancestry to excuse his fetishes

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 3 days ago

Outjerked by a real animal the return: Uintatherium

Op literally just slapped random bs on this guy's face, to make it look more interesting than it is.

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 5 days ago
▲ 127 r/whowouldcirclejerk+1 crossposts

The Fabrication Machine vs Dondozo (Pokémon)

Ironman vs Walter White

Lotad (Pokémon) vs Snock the Spinosaurus (Jurassic Park)

Squidward vs Doomentio (real life)

Krillin vs Dilophosaurus (Dino Battle World Championship)

Brontosaurus (real life) vs Springtrap

Sonic vs Brain Grifin

Saitama vs Eleanor (Fazbear Frights)

Squash (PVZ) vs Infinite

Absolute Batman vs Man (r/Batman Arkham)

Optimus Prime (Bayverse) vs

Araquanid (Pokémon) vs Puppet

Gigantspinosaurs (Dino Battle World Championship) vs Spiny

If you are asking, this is a joke.

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 7 days ago

El cerrado is, if LivingZoo isn't lying to me, the most biologically diverse Savannah ecosystem in the world, and is located in South America.

Unfortunately, they don't have elephants, just tapirs. Still, they have horrible worm-like lizards (Giant worm lizards), Giant Armadillos that weigh 80 kilos, Anteaters, Rheas (Ostriches ' South American cousins), Seriemas (The cousins of terror birds that are remembered because of that), blue parrots, and long-legged wolves that aren't wolves, but relatives of bush dogs.

The Earth's Forgotten Savanna

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 10 days ago

Who decided to make a theropod dachshund (sausage dog), and how is he even supposed to get inside burrows if he is bigger than a person? Why does he have a random protrusion on top of his head for no good reason? How is this guy supposed to be the apex predator of its ecosystem? Lame job, Op.

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 11 days ago

Well, let me explain my take.

-First, I am considering a composite for both, so I included things like FNAF World, The Mobile Games, etc. If you consider that the game's abilities are just In-game mechanics is valid in my opinion.

-Reasons why Ingen wins:

-First, the prehistoric creatures are overall stronger than the animatronics. No, Amindude doesn't scale to Universal, because of a single statement. He got his ass kicked by the animatronics, never demonstrated control over the FNAF world, and was demoted from his final boss position. The feat of Spinosaurus and other theropods of shaking the environment is way more impressive than anything the FNAF cast has. The clone mod would also help a lot, because weak dinosaurs could copy the stats of the strongest members of the FNAF cast.

-Second, things like the hallucinations, agony infection, gift boxes, or stat buffs of the animatronics could be either nullified or cleansed by the dinosaurs. The Sea Bonnies would wreak havoc, but the Toxin mod or group attacks would be able to exterminate them.

-Third, FNAF possession is a really weird thing, but I think it requires prolonged contact with a possessed object, so unless the dinosaurs have the great idea of eating the animatronics, they should be fine.

-Fourth, the Indonimus is probably a way better leader than Springtrap; she has way better combat experience, is less confident, more strategic, and probably the raptor squad wouldn't betray her, unlike Puppet and Cassidy, who could do with Afton. Also, Willy was stupid enough to stay in a place he knew was a trap from the start. The dinosaurs are also more experienced in combat with beings of their same strength than the animatronics.

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 12 days ago

Seriously, why do they call him batfish? It looks more like an OVNI. Does he have aliens inside? Why does he have a 3-day beard and big red lips, oh wait, the beard is actually a bunch of spikes. He is supposed to be a predator, but how? His side view doesn't improve because he has a Squidward nose, which is actually an anglerfish-like structure. He walks on the seafloor, instead of swimming. Is he stupid? For some, it only lives in the deep waters of the Galapagos Islands. What the hell was OP smoking, or is he just kinky?

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 13 days ago
▲ 123 r/stunfisk

I don't think that Lokix is very overrated, but I think he is overhyped, especially when they say it could have risen to Ou.

His best set Choice band needs a lot of support, like pivots and reliable removal. That means that he is stuck in the balance teams. I don't mean balance teams are bad; I mean Lokix has less flexibility than other priority mons like Rillaboom or Raging Bolt, which can fit into more offensive archetypes and can actually use their priority move more than once before having to switch, unlike Lokix. I think that's why he never rose to Ou.

I still think he is good. I am not very experienced in competitive. What do you think of this?

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 13 days ago

Who had the idea of mixing a duck and a crocodile? Why? OP, do you think we are not gonna realise you're mixing animals to inflate your project, just because you slapped a protrusion on its skull, how lame. Downvote.

Now, seriously, I like this guy.

I remembered just before this guy was discovered in 2003, creationists made a duck crocodile abomination to mock the theory of evolution, as usual. Maybe OP saw them and decided to troll them, I don't know.

Sorry for not posting anything yesterday, I was busy.

u/Dry-Researcher9607 — 14 days ago