u/Dry-Palpitation-4878

In a response to a post that got deleted, the Revered u/Just-an-SG posited that Gideon actually has 9 parents. I came up with a hypothetical Jerry Springer episode around that idea, and Im quite proud of it. 😁

Gideon having 9 parents:

"Today on Jerry Springer....."

"They call you the Ninth, because you grew up on the Ninth house, and you're also considered property of the Ninth. **Audience gasp** But there's another way that number, nine, comes up. Isn't that right?"

"Yeah Jerry...uhm, so, my mom. She always called me the bomb. **Awwww** But its because she was a terrorist. And, there were actually 9 people who helped make me." **audience goes absolutely nuts**

"We'll be right back."