u/Dry-Disk-5928

Here's what the final episode of The Boys will be like imho

Imho, the last scene of the last episode will be exactly this:

Homelander will kill practically everyone until about the end of the episode, with 20 minutes left until the end of the series, and you, like a dumbass, will think "Oh shit... now what?".

At that point, only Kimiko, Hughie, MM, Starlight and Butcher will remain alive.

We’ll have a solid 4 minutes of useless special effects where all The Boys try every possible way, in vain, to kill Homelander.

MM will keep shooting with his fucking little Colt pistol but while doing so, he’ll look tough so we’ll all forget that he doesn’t have any damn special powers and never had because he didn't wanted.

Hughie will run away or do stupid things to distract Homelander and Butcher will be the main tough guy.

Starlight won’t do shit, like she’s never done shit - she’ll turn on two lights and get hurled away.

The first plot twist: The Deep will join The Boys and make peace with his fucking groupers, who will help him somehow, I don’t know how. But at the end, he will be killed by her ex octopus girlfriend.

The second plot twist will come halfway through the fight when, after Homelander has practically destroyed everyone, Soldier Boy - who knows how - gets unfreezed out by Ashley, who finally redeems herself.

So Soldier Boy will arrive, help The Boys and help kill Homelander and only to then say something like "I’m going to Colombia to snort cocaine and fuck some seventy-year-olds, goodbye".

Aerial shot: Homelander’s ass will be raped by Terror as he scream in terror shit like "I'M GOD. I'M STILL YOUR GOD. OH FUCK. MY ASS. OH! BAD DOG!"

(Wow, Kripke, you're a genius).

Butcher will die and Hughie will cry.

Hughie and Starlight - filled with botox and dysmorphia problems - will be forever together.

Kimiko will always think about Frenchie.

MM will see again his family.

Shitty serie. Ruined.

This is like seeing MCU shit.

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u/Dry-Disk-5928 — 19 hours ago

The boys s4, why?

I don’t know what happened to The Boys. I binge-watched the first three seasons, and now I’m on season four — third episode — and I keep pausing every ten minutes because I’m bored out of my mind. No, I don’t have ADHD or anything. It’s just that the fourth season feels like a pile of shit glued together with semen.

Why the hell do Frenchie and Kimiko, after three seasons of developing this romantic relationship, end up acting like brother and sister — where the brother is suddenly gay? I know many will say Frenchie has been bi from the start, but I never really noticed it, and honestly I’m fine with that — the problem is that it feels totally random.

Why does everything in this season feel like it’s repeating itself ad nauseam? The good guys are less good, the bad guys are getting worse. Homelander goes from being a sociopath to a petty sociopath to a moron with daddy issues but still a sociopath. Ryan is 15 years old but too retarded to realize his father is a psycho. Butcher is about to die but keeps trying to screw everyone over. Marvin… I don’t even know, what the hell is he doing?

What was the point of Soldier Boy? Is Kimiko still seeking revenge? Hughie? I won’t even get started on Hughie. The slowest, most boring storyline I’ve ever seen. Why the hell doesn’t everyone just take the final Compound V, team up, and kill Homelander like they do in that piece of shit Avengers movie?

Then there’s the comedy… we’ve seen it all. Overused, tired gags. And what the hell happened to the actress who plays Starlight? I didn’t recognize her until two episodes in. What’s wrong with her face? Is she dying? Body dysmorphia is horrible.

Victoria? Who just shows up and disappears at random? And the whole political subplot they’ve been dragging out for three episodes now, where they keep throwing in little skits to make it clear they’re mocking the media system? Again? We’ve already seen Deadpool. When the hell are we going to see some action? Why has everyone suddenly become so obsessed with politics? Who the hell cares?

I’m seriously sad that such an interesting series is dying, and I already know the fifth season will be even worse. Sorry for the vent.

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u/Dry-Disk-5928 — 6 days ago