How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from an enchanted tube of suction filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
Greetings my fellow magic brothers,
I am in need of urgent magical assistance regarding a delicate extraction problem.
Earlier this evening I acquired an enchanted suction tube from a suspicious hedge mage at the moon market.
The issue now is that there is a small cylinder (approximately 5.1 inches in length and 4.5 inches in girth) that has become firmly lodged within the tube.
The tube is currently filled with melted butter and what was, in hindsight, an excessive quantity of microwaved mashed banana. Apparently the banana expanded during heating and created some kind of arcane vacuum seal around the cylinder.
Additional complications:
The butter has become “self-basting” due to residual enchantment
The banana mixture is warm and somehow still getting warmer
Every attempt to pull the cylinder free only causes the tube to emit pleased humming noises
Solutions already attempted:
Grease spell
Ice magic
Two lesser levitation charms
Rotational techniques
Inserting a straw to break the seal
Prayer
Before anyone asks:
THE CYLINDER MUST REMAIN INTACT.