u/Dog_Murder_By_RobKey

The Dream team of Bompastor and Herr Skinner with the power of the Trent at their side should see Forest in the Champions league in two years.

And if they fail well they be a three to five minute walk away from Trent Bridge ( the actual bridge and also the Cricket ground) where Skinner can get jumped by the entirety of The Blaze ( Nottinghamshire's women's cricket team) and their captain Kirstie Gordon.

That's right witches I'm merging both Skinnerposting and Gordonator posting into one post because it's my mental breakdown I get to make the rules.

Bompastor can just be made to drink shite wine from the nearby Wetherspoons ( unless she's boycotting Wetherspoons because the owner is a cunt in that case there is a greene king establishment 15 minutes down the road).

I might be a tad drunk

Everyone ready for Beth Mead to look like a Sunday league player?

We do this at 20:00 when his mummy sends him to bed after Yu -gi -oh starts because he's not old enough to watch it plus it's a school night so he goes to school the next day sleepy and gets shouted at by Miss Bompastor in the middle of maths at 10:30 because he fell asleep.

At least one of the cricket teams I follow is good ( praise thee Gordonator for that) because bloody hell supporting four other teams across two sports and all of them are shite is a bit rough.

Hopefully Herr Skinner gets nothing but moldy sandwiches until the heat death of the universe because he sure as hell deserves them

And that PRusso leaves her ID card at home and gets denied entry into work so she has to go all the way home to pick it up

And that Katie McCabe keeps getting called English by everyone she sees including her Ireland teammates.

And that London City Lionesses gets closed down for having a stupid name.

And that Chelsea gets stuck on the Magic roundabout in Swindon.

And that my mum sues Ashleigh Neville for stealing her look

And that Oasis bugger off and get sued by Paul Weller for stealing his identity also Blur are better.

Herr Skinner und Zee Reich have begun talks to deport Elisabeth Terland from Manchester mainly because unlike he, she isn't a cunt

Can we please sack this twat? Fred the fucking red would do a better job an he can't speak

" Thank christ I'm leaving"?

" CUNT CUNT CUNT"?

Or Skinner dropped a right shart

Positives you now should have plenty of free time to binge watch Bluey on the old tablet

The England women's cricket team is doing some training with the British army

Don't see how Nat Sciver-Brunt learning how to use a bayonet helps us beat Australia in a T20 but here we go

Picture source: a folder on my computer called " Cricket shitposting which is located in a picture folder on my D:Drive

If she can carry a cricket team on her back she sure as hell can manage a football team to success.

Plus she has at least two hundred thousand more functioning brain cells than Herr Skinner.

Don't blame her as Skinner probably eats his own snot

Good to see Sandberg and Toone back in the mix