u/DodderingDigeridoo

I'm dating a millenial and am now terrified she's given me the ick.

We've been dating for a few months and ive found it great ngl. She plays sub focus for me everytime we hang out, knows more movies than me and is just so chill and easygoing.

She also drinks, which my ex was disgusted by (she had a habit of taking videos of really intoxicated people when we went out) and is just less judgemental than my ex is so many ways

Ive even really come to like her friend group, who ive gotten to know through their bi-monthly after parties where they do copious amounts of coke and K and tell really sad stories. Her male best friend (i know, i know) calls it millenial therapy.

But after last night i just dont know...it started nornally, a half bottle of wine leading to heavy petting. We started doing foreplay and she so into biting at me and making my hair stand on end, and then, out of nowhere she cries, "I'm wet as spaghett!"

I dont know what happend. I didnt lose my erection but the sex felt mechanical and after she finished i think i faked my firsy orgasm. Omg dude even typing this. When i pulled out she gave me this weak little squeeze and my arm and i

Its like she awakened the worst cringe in me from when i was 13. She knew something was wrong but i iust couldnt speak and left her on the verge of tears. I feel so fucking bad dude and idk why j reacted like that. Am I insane?? Can i move past this?

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u/DodderingDigeridoo — 2 days ago

Somewhere there is a man on his 25th full repeat of the Cumtown ouevre....

It plays in the background of his life everyday, in earbuds and memories, and traces the lines between his life events.

He watched his daughter take her first steps to the sound of Stav's cackled.

He listened to Jimmy Stewart say the japenese women made his pee pee hurt on repeat when his father died.

He recognized his wife was having an emotional affair when Adam shit his white linen pants.

I think we are only starting to feel its influence now, in contrast to irrelvamce of most millenial art to Gen Z.

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u/DodderingDigeridoo — 2 days ago