Everytime I go to the gym I have to suppress my laughter at the sight of natty subhuman dogs training. These guys will show up to the gym for months and look the same meanwhile I will gain more muscle than them rotting on my couch thanks to the elixir of life that is anabolic steroids.
Fortunately for guys like me the gap doesn’t just stop at the differences in our physiques. Everytime I speak to a woman I can sense her vaginal canal lubricating with arousal after catching a whiff of my high testosterone pheromones, meanwhile many natty dogs will lie on their deathbed having never approached a woman.
u/DoctorProfessor69 — 11 days ago