I got a tattoo today (modified version of the original Teniell Alice in Wonderland drawings). 2 hours on my thigh. I had to lay with my hip kind of jacked backwards on that side, and my butt was right in his face. Not thinking ahead, I ate mascarpone French Toast for breakfast and, alas, my lactose intolerance decided to play dirty today. I was doing really well until I had to shift my leg- at which point the fart slipped out and trumpeted right in his face.
To his credit, he finished the tattoo.
Adult Lunchable and a bonus pic of the offending art in the comments.
u/DoItToEmDucky — 7 days ago