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Piano Commits Suicide By Rolling Through A Window
A grand piano that was located in a daycare on 47th floor of a Chicago skyscraper rolled itself through the floor to ceiling glass window, crashing onto the busy street below. A note found on the floor mentioned 23,786th rendition of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" and an illustrious prior career in a real concert hall.
u/Ditch-Driver — 3 days ago