I’m 22, live with my parents, unemployed and not in school. I leave the house a couple times a month, brush my teeth every other day. I sleep for 12+ hours a night and wake up in the late afternoon to play video games or scroll on twitter for 10 hours straight. I have literally no friends.
I’m a hot blonde girl. I’ve been scouted by IMG and Jasmin Dwyer’s agency, and had two affairs with married men, both at 19. Both rich but one of them was a singaporean billionaire. And I dated the son of a famous Lebanese politician for a while at 20, he came from old money, like 19th century money. My parents are upper middle class and I was on the cheer team in high school, had a highschool sweetheart, I’m outwardly normie seeming. And my extended family are all successful movie producers and directors. Steven Spielberg is a friend of my family’s (sorry to namedrop). So I could probably land a rich guy, or be a model, or get a job in the movies. But I won’t cause I don’t really shower, much less shave my bush, much less leave the house
I’ve always had really bad hygiene and been really lazy. My highschool boyfriend broke up with me because we never did anything, I just wanted to lay around all the time. He tried to help me. When he would come over he’d take all the moldy food out of my bedroom and stuff. But it’s been extra bad. For two years: I’m fully NEET. I literally can’t remember washing my sheets ever, it’s been at least a year. I can’t remember the last time I brushed my teeth or washed my hair. I literally roll out of bed at 4/5pm and go straight to my PS5 or twitter. I game all day or hang out in Twitter groupchats. I also read a lot. I keep my hair in french braids because if I don’t it will get super matted, I don’t brush it for weeks and then I have to get my mom to cut it. I always have a slight smell to me, my room smells like rotted food. I always have the craziest bush. I have chronic yeast infections. I pretty much only leave the house to get tested for HIV (even though I’m completely celibate, because of everything mentioned, and I’m also a vaginismus warrior. My vagina is sealed most of the time, I can’t even get a pinky finger in). So every three weeks or so I go make my pilgrimage to get tested for HIV and that’s about it. I also only eat Taco Bell, specifically their grilled cheese burritos. If I don’t have money for it I won’t eat. I get my Taco Bell Doordashed. I used to have a drinking problem but I don’t drink anymore because I’m too lazy, it’s genuinely too much work. Two years of this.
I’m not complaining. I’m not depressed either, I honestly enjoy my femcel life. It sounds crazy but I kind of like stewing in my own filth. I would rate my happiness at a 7/10, generally. Curious to see if anyone else has chosen a life of loserhood