[WP] A plumbing company installs new luxury showers for free. The only catch is the contract states that all ideas thought of in the shower belongs to the company.
[WP] All laws regarding social interactions are guaranteed to pass, on the condition that it only applies to whoever voted for it. A new social law passed with only one vote.
[WP] After a dry spell of finding a date, you figured out why. During a trip to the bookstore, in the best sellers section, you see an unflattering photo of yourself on a book titled Why You Shouldn't Date My Ex.