Gabriel's Announcement (eggman's announcement but its john ultrakill)
I've come to make an announcement!
V1 the Robot is a bitch-ass machine.
It railcoined my fucking dignity.
That's right.
It took its battery-powered, rusty ass little railcannon out and ricoshot all over, and said its damage was "This big".
And I said "That's disgusting."
So I'm making a callout post on Heaven dot com:
V1, you've got a small weapon.
It’s the size of this holy grail except way smaller.
And guess what?
Here's what my weapon looks like!
That's right, baby!
All edge, no ammo, no recoil.
Look at that, it looks like it was forged by god's own hatred.
It fucked my light, so guess what?
I'm gonna fuck the machine back.
That's right, this is what you get:
MY SUPER LASER JUDGEMENT!
Except I'm not gonna hit the machine.
I'm gonna go lower.
I'm hitting the ENTIRETY OF HELL!
How you like that, council?!
I smote HELL ITSELF, you idiots!
You have 24 hours before hell collapses and everything else follows.
Now get out of my sight before I smite you too.