u/DeskJockeyWocky

I wish I could tell the person who takes my job after me how impossible and toxic it is, just like my predecessor told me.

They thought I would fare better because I had more experience, but the system hadn't changed. The rot wasn't cut out. ​

My attorney wants me to (1) source (2) buy on the firm AmEx and (3) install an original Jeff Koons Balloon Dog in his office.

He is only a first year and I keep trying to tell him this is a bad idea, but he said that his parents told him to do it. It is 3-stories tall!

Any advice?

[ETA, AmLaw top 50, but satellite office]