u/DesignerYesterday999

This morning I was throwing my work bag into my car and I saw something really weird in my back seat. It was a jolly rancher wrapped inside a tied condom. I was scratching my head hard until I remembered yesterday I was driving on St. Albert trail and some kid was throwing what my fiance and I thought were pebbles. I was pissed that some dumb kid was throwing pebbles at my car, and according to her there was a moment where the kid looked shocked. My windows were rolled down so I just assumed a pebble made it into the car. Welp. I found the “pebble”. It is in fact not a pebble. Kids are disgusting.