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“Oh?, I’m going to have fun with that guy following us down the alley.” said the raspy voice that lived in my head.

As I turned and my vision began to blur, I wasn’t worried about the creep, just how many innocents the demon would kill before I managed to retake control of my body.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 1 day ago

I looked into my wife’s deep blue eyes and knew something was very very wrong despite her smile.

I married a woman with bright green eyes, and a paralyzing fear of anything touching them.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 2 days ago

The guy I went on a date with last Saturday is definitely a keeper.

Fortunately we got more embalming fluid at work the day before, so I was able to get enough without raising suspicion again.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 3 days ago

Every morning I brush my teeth, shave, and carry out all those other grooming tasks while watching myself pound on the glass of the mirror looking terrified.

The jerk, at least when I was on that side of the glass I played along long enough for him to shave evenly.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 4 days ago

Like I hav for the last fifteen Years, I’ll be leaving flowers on my husband’s grave on Friday morning.

However, this will be the first time I take our eight year old to see his father’s grave.

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u/Demoniac_smile — 5 days ago