Apple Music fans are actually delusional and it’s hilarious 😭💀 “Apple Music is better” they say while coping in 2026
Look at these absolute losers in the replies. Every single time someone mentions Spotify, the Apple Music cult comes crawling out of the woodwork with their “Apple Music it’s better than Spotify ❤️❤️❤️” and “wayyyyy better” nonsense. Bro. No. Just no. It’s actually the opposite and it’s not even close. Spotify has the superior experience in pretty much every way that matters: • Intuitive UI that doesn’t feel like it was designed in 2015 • Way better algorithms, recommendations, and music discovery • Actually good playlist curation (not whatever garbage Apple pushes) • Custom EQ with 6 different frequencies so you can actually make the audio sound good • Podcasts + Audiobooks all in one place • Proper device synchronization (none of that AirPlay bullshit that’s limiting as hell when switching between my JBL Boombox 4, Soundcore Select Go 4, Bose Soundlink Max, Sony WH-1000XM6, and AirPods Pro 3) • More features overall • Good audio quality once you customize the EQ • Spotify Wrapped that actually slaps — miles better than Apple’s sad rip-off version • Better Now Playing UI that doesn’t get ruined by a stupid volume slider Apple Music fans stay coping with their three heart emojis while the rest of us are actually enjoying music without the corporate delusion. Change my mind. (You can’t.) What do you guys think? Are Apple Music stans just in too deep or is there something I’m missing here?