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Use this ladko . Aaj se iss meme ko main publicly donate karta hun 😘

Yehi aa kar sarri equality apna dam tod deti hai. Khud apna gala gh0t leti hai. Aur sahid ho jati hai 🙂

Ye kal ki story hai waise to , jab main meri teacher se chat kar raha tha , bas post aaj kar raha hun. Kal meri ek teacher ne jo ki mere se 8 year old hongi. Unhone mujhe kaha tha ki mai unke bohot smart hun aur kafi accha insan hun . Isliye wo mere se baat karna pasand karti hain ( Khair issi reason se mai bhi unse baat karna pasand karta hun ) 🫠

Aur tabse mai satve aasman par hun 🤣 mai samjh bhi nahi pa raha tha kis type ki pic use karun post mai. Bas mereko itna pata hai mai khush hun . Like aisi genuine tareef kahan milti hai roj roj wo bhi aise logon se ho matter karte hon 😋

Mere Pinterest ke home page pe dusri pic thi ye 😫 cute lagi but fir realisation aaya meri baari kab aayegi type ka 🤧

Bhai mere class ke ladke , aadhe se jyada bas barely pass hue hain lekin story aisi laga rahe insta pe jaise top mara ho salon ne 🫠

Bina padhe pass hogaye , itna la liya , utna la liye , aise story laga rahe hain 🥲 meanwhile mai thodi si padhai karke top par baitha hun. Inki tarah chalun to mujhe to bhar ke flex karna chahiye.

Aur ye flex kare to koyi dikkat nahi hai , bhai mai thoda sa karun to bolte hain ghamand dikha raha hai kya ? Itna flex mat kar ? Bhai maine just mera result lagaya tha story mai wo bhi phonk music ke sath . Utne mai inki jal gayi .

Aur ye pichle char din se bas yehi faltu ke flex kare jaa rahe wo bhi 50 percent la kar 🤣 ek ne to story lagayi thi - mai bina padhe pass hogaya topper ki mkc . Badhwa dost hai mera 😅

Maine message karke bola tere se jyada hi screen time maintain Kiya hai purre year , aur koi coching bhi nahi join Kiya tab bhi top pe baitha hun ( aukat dikha raha tha idhar mai 😝) fir bolta hai bhai wo aise hi laga diya tha . Maine bola thoda dhyan de fir.

Jinhone jyada score kiya hai wo nahi laga rahe story, like mere class ke top 5 but ye bhadwe jo barely pass hue , last moment tak mere se puchte the bhai kya padhun to pass ho jaun. Ye alag hi ghamand mai ji rahe hain 🤣

Story time chhota sa :

Ek baar meri mam ne mujhe aur mere dost ko ek kaam diya karne ko . Wo kaam tha answer wale page ki image click karke pdf banana .

Mere dost ko pdf banana nahi aata tha image se to ye kaam maine kiya . Main bench par andar side baitha tha aur wo bahar wali side pe. Dono front bench par baithe the 😁( topper jo the)

To mam jab wapas aayi to mere dost ne mam ko unka phone diya aur bataya unka kaam kar diya hamne . Mam hasi aur uske pith par sabashi di , usne haste hue bola " mam maine nahi isne ( yani ki mai) work kiya hai , iski pith tap thapao ". ( Mereko hasi aa rahi thi ki ye chutiya kya bol raha hai 🤣

Sala shanti se jaa rahi thi faltu Mai rok raha hai unko ( average introvert mentality) . Uski baat sunke mam hasne lagi aur ham bhi . Boli aisa hai kya . Fir wo mere pass aayi aur mere pith par hath rakha pyar se sayad 2 baar wo bhi 2 second ke liye 😗

Yaar wo meri favourite teacher hain actually aur unke sath meri banti bhi bohot thi . Aur sach kahun ye touch bohot accha laga 😫 I love that. 2-3 din tak isko soch ke smile karta tha.

Meri 2 favourite teacher thi yaar iss year aur dono se hi acchi bonding thi 🤭 aur dono ne hi kayi baar aise pith thap thapayi hai . Kabhi sabashi main , kabhi majak Mai , kabhi thoda punishment wale reaction ke sath . And I loved everyone of them 😫

Kahin mai touch deprived to nahi hun ? Main waise bhi kisi ko touch karne nahi deta khud ko . Sabse distance banake rakhta hun taki galti se physical contact na hojaye. Even mere best friend tak ko allow nahi karta touch kare mere ko .

But ye touch , aaj unki yaad aagyi yaar. Pata nahi ab wapas aise log kab milenge 😞 wapas kab Kisike sath aise acche bond banege aur wo mujhe pyaar se meri pith thap thapayega ?

Story time chhota sa :

Ek baar meri mam ne mujhe aur mere dost ko ek kaam diya karne ko . Wo kaam tha answer wale page ki image click karke pdf banana .

Mere dost ko pdf banana nahi aata tha image se to ye kaam maine kiya . Main bench par andar side baitha tha aur wo bahar wali side pe. Dono front bench par baithe the 😁( topper jo the)

To mam jab wapas aayi to mere dost ne mam ko unka phone diya aur bataya unka kaam kar diya hamne . Mam hasi aur uske pith par sabashi di , usne haste hue bola " mam maine nahi isne ( yani ki mai) work kiya hai , iski pith tap thapao ". ( Mereko hasi aa rahi thi ki ye chutiya kya bol raha hai 🤣

Sala shanti se jaa rahi thi faltu Mai rok raha hai unko ( average introvert mentality) . Uski baat sunke mam hasne lagi aur ham bhi . Boli aisa hai kya . Fir wo mere pass aayi aur mere pith par hath rakha pyar se sayad 2 baar wo bhi 2 second ke liye 😗

Yaar wo meri favourite teacher hain actually aur unke sath meri banti bhi bohot thi . Aur sach kahun ye touch bohot accha laga 😫 I love that. 2-3 din tak isko soch ke smile karta tha.

Meri 2 favourite teacher thi yaar iss year aur dono se hi acchi bonding thi 🤭 aur dono ne hi kayi baar aise pith thap thapayi hai . Kabhi sabashi main , kabhi majak Mai , kabhi thoda punishment wale reaction ke sath . And I loved everyone of them 😫

Kahin mai touch deprived to nahi hun ? Main waise bhi kisi ko touch karne nahi deta khud ko . Sabse distance banake rakhta hun taki galti se physical contact na hojaye. Even mere best friend tak ko allow nahi karta touch kare mere ko .

But ye touch , aaj unki yaad aagyi yaar. Pata nahi ab wapas aise log kab milenge 😞 wapas kab Kisike sath aise acche bond banege aur wo mujhe pyaar se meri pith thap thapayega ?

What you think about me as per my insta feed ? Share your feed and I will tell you same 😁

ek to meri pehli se hi naam yaad rakhne (aur meaning bhi ) ki capability low hai. Jab tak main ek term ka meaning samjhta hun aur ratta marta hun tab tak market main 12 aur aa jate hain 🙃

Bhai mere ko aaj tak sybau ka meaning yaad nahi ho paya , syllabus book padhne main kantala aata hai to ye sab kaise ratne baith sakta hun 🫠

Koi sybau ka meaning batao yaar ?

To maine pichle Sunday ko CA foundation ke liye register Kiya tha . mujhe laga 7 days main registeration complete ho jayega 🥲 aaj 9th day hai.

isliye maine icai helpdesk pe call Kiya to unhone bola 7 days means 7 working days hota hai . jiska matlab Saturday aur Sunday exclude hota hai 🤡

Bhai atleast form submit karne ke baad ek email hi daldo , aur bata do ki iss date se pehle work ho jayega. mujhe sapna thodi aayega ki aisa kuch bhi hai.

ek to mere papa ko pehle se ispe trust issue hai. kitna bhi samjhane ki koshish kar lun par unhe ispe trust hi nahi ho pa raha . unke samne hi unke kehne par call Kiya tha . pata hai kitni fatt rahi thi meri 😭

Bola hai 3 din main kaam hojayega . Dekhta hun kya hoga aage🥲

yaar gemini ne kya blend kiya hai text ko , literally 🫠