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▲ 9 r/epicmealtime

Halfway through tonight’s Bank Holiday Monday [read; British excuse for day-drinking] dinner (21x Domino’s Franks Hot Wings, Meateor pizza for Miss Cookies) when we’ve reached a culinary quandary - which are better, the wings or the flats?

I prefer wings for a proper bite of chicken and minimal bone-age, whereas she values the flats as she prefers the skin and quality of meat on the flat (I agree, wing comes with added gristle)

So, fellow DustBunnies, where do we stand on the eternal debate; flat or wing?

u/CrystalMethNdCookies — 9 days ago
▲ 26 r/epicmealtime

Luscious Lunch was right to say he’s been getting grilled harder than a McD’s quarter pounder patty recently, and I think it’s time we give the beautiful bastard his fair dues. Let me run it down;

-Highest podcast attendance rating

-Editor in chief

-Alpine reviewer

-Cop or drop connoisseur

-OneSheet creator

-The one person keeping Yahoo News alive

-Brings presentations to class

-C-Suite knowledge unparalleled

-Handsome

-Not afraid to admit the private moments of food weakness we all experience

-Regularly comes across his desk

And to be genuine for a moment, I’m at the point myself where I’m making plans to start a family - the way he talks with such pride and enthusiasm about being a dad has genuinely made me more excited to have kids of my own in the near future, and is absolutely a role model father and husband. I always enjoy the family update segments, even if it includes flying hawks

Big L, don’t stop copping those Big W’s 💪 🍕

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u/CrystalMethNdCookies — 16 days ago