u/CryptographerOpen297

Looking for a fic that involves a fun/good/wierd Dumbledore who never does his paperwork. It drives McG nuts, because she needs his signature.

One scene involves the mc's chilling on the stairs talking to Dumbledore when he backflops over the railing as Mcgonagal runs up to grab him.

The next second he is holding onto the edge of one of the floating staircases with one hand and sucking on a lollipop with the other.

The only time the dursleys ever touched Harry was for violent punishment, so when the magicals all swarm him in The Leaky Cauldron Harry understandably freaks out.

Magically, physically, emotionally.

He could run or hide, shut down or go full-on obscurial. Suprise me!

There is one trope I would love to read more of;

Harry is bullied out of Hogwarts and Britain, everyone turns on him for some reason and he leaves.

BUT I want the story to be focused on the hell that life becomes without him, interspersed with snatches of him living it up on white sandy beaches, learning cool magic and dating veela etc.

I want to read about bullies suffering!