u/Cryozenica

The bizarre irony of getting a soul breaking job is the degrading process of job interviews that break you into feeling relief when you get offered one.

I remember when I was unemployed applying for *everything*, changing my CV, and volenteering. Going into the business in person to find sniggering staff "just apply online mate".Nothing.

Then, when you get an interview for something as basic as stacking shelves or working in a store, you have to go through an hour digital test. Setting up a company account online. Multiple stage interviews with stone face management employees who act like they are guarding the gate to Hades; only to receive a mass sent rejection email.

The bar to entry is so high it feels impossible...

Back Breaking Labour?

Gruelling night shifts?

Decades of Service?

Grab a slice of cold plain cheese pizza on a damp paper plate; covering in grease. Don't worry, it's a treat. You'll only have to work overtime to pay back the hours we spent on *your* party. After all, we are family. And that means indentured servitude.