u/CrissGross

Eu tava tomando banho hoje pensando nisso.

Quando tá muito frio, eu tenho dificuldade para aquecer as extremidades, e me dá dor especialmente nos pés por isso. Por outro lado, quando tá muito quente, fica abafado e difícil de respirar. Eu não consigo dormir nem com muito frio, nem com muito calor, e nessas situações eu costumo me perguntar "como alguém pode gostar disso?".

Mas hoje me caiu a ficha: talvez a ideia seja "prefere se refrescar no calor, ou se aquecer no frio?" ou talvez "prefere um frio ameno ou um calor ameno?". Ou eu que não entendo, e dá pra gostar de frio ou calor extremos? Será que eu que tenho defeito?

In my dream, I was quite bloated, so I took a nap and when I woke up, I had given birth to a baby!

(Im not pregnant)

I was surprised but I was gonna love my baby even if this isnt the best time for one. It was smaller than normal, but maybe it was premature? It was also a bit hairier than normal, but so was my boyfriend when he was a newborn so I was like "awww baby took after papa!". I started noticing the baby was different than normal humans babies, where most cant even hold its heads up, mine was already trying to crawl in bed! I breastfed it and everything... days passed in a blink of an eye, and when I noticed, my baby was already an almost fully grown rotweiller! And in my mind, although unusual, it was perfectly fine! Maybe even better than a human baby, cause it would take that much more money to raise a human child...

That's the moment I check for the first time if it was a boy or a girl, and it was a girl like I want! I turned to my boyfriend excited and told him "you are a girl's daddy!"

That is the last thing I remember before waking up with no baby and no dog...