u/Cowboy-Chris

Ive never met a person playing with Pfeiffer that doesn’t play like a disgusting little player locking boll roll obsessed, dragback abusing, ai defending, bruiser dick sucking little turd bucket.

You just know how their room smells and what a terrible little person they will grow up to become.

People the somehow control 5 players at a time non stop pressing you and somehow still have 5 players covering every pass, are standing inside your receiving player and somehow still have 10 players defending in the box. What is your dirty little rat scumbag secret?

And don’t tell me R1 press, with team press and manual player switching with good positioning. It’s just not the case. Some people just have some black magical fucking shit going on where you can literally see several players making manual runs at the same time even though it’s a solo player. And every time you pass someone their players penetrates their anus, teleports through their entire body, to end up infront of your receiving players.

So spill the beans. What the actual voodoo bullshit is going on here?

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u/Cowboy-Chris — 9 hours ago