So I've been hopping around on these "dating" apps, looking for a muuzaji WA kasusu (sikuwa najua io jina imeshika Ivo), tryna buss a nut. I came across this one called SOYO. Bruh, wasee wako biz kuruka. I'm envious of wherever the money's being pulled to. Apps zenyewe zinafanan unaeza fikiria dev ni mmoja kaziunda.
Swali langu ni... hapa kuna dem ako innit anichanue? Is the pay good good? Ju Vile madem wanajituma Kwa hio app pekee, wueh. You need to buy coins to chat mind you, so that's the catch. In less than 24hrs I had my inbox flooded, 99+ messages. Mingi ni "nikubuyie coins tuchat", "unataka kuona kasusu","nataka mrija yako","babe","love".
Goal is to get you to respond. What do you need to achieve this? That's right,,, them coinssss, plural. Bonga na m-sape Xpress usaidike. App tells you that if u and Ur potential smutmate follow each other, you can chat without the need for coins. Hakuna dem anajua mahalo follow button iko. They wanna keep u engaging but not without spending on coins, G.
I found that a bit off, how come tunaeza chat Tu poa but iyo part ya follow back to keep chatting inakuwa "na follow aje?" Na wanago hard hadi nimevideo chat na Ka wawili (costs more coins to video btw). Doesn't take a normal man that long to notice that all they want is you to buy coins, app yenyewe imejaa coin sellers, wengine scammers.
Which brings me back to my Q. Any lady of guy posing as a mama on the app able to enlighten me? Is the pay that good? I came across this pdf on Scribd (thought that was a transcription service company for the longest, dunno how the pdf ended up there) titled SOYO TEAM KENYA. I'm sure imeonwa na wengi, na obviously kuna wasee wameact on it.
I mean, I'm ready to "switch genders" for the bag at this point. Mkaniambia ng'wee, nashikana na neiba flani nko nayo kapeng ting, tutumie pics zake na sura yake for verification, pia mi nianze za "nataka mrija yako" 😅