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▲ 76 r/eddieandrichie

“Yep, ships in the night, Eddie, ships in the night. He was pissed, wandered into the ladies by accident, one thing lead to another, off came her winceyettes, the johnny machine jammed, bim-bam-bom whiff of cordite and he was off.”

u/ConcentrateIll3290 — 1 day ago
▲ 117 r/eddieandrichie

“Hello, Amal, how’s the kebab business? Yeah, yeah, yeah alright, I don’t want a conversation about it, it was just an English pleasantry. Well how are you off for meat? Yeah? Well bugger you then!”

u/ConcentrateIll3290 — 3 days ago
▲ 122 r/eddieandrichie

“How are you doing, Eddie?” “Very well, thank you.” “How much longer are you going to be?” “Oh, quite a while.” 😋

u/ConcentrateIll3290 — 4 days ago
▲ 85 r/eddieandrichie

“See this little old lady... We shall not fail her. See her walking... See her enormous son walking next to her... She looks like the one I threatened earlier... See his mighty tattoos... I think he’s gonna whack me!”

u/ConcentrateIll3290 — 4 days ago
▲ 106 r/eddieandrichie

“Oh Eddie, this is so sophisticated isn’t it? I feel just like Lord Byron. And that other bloke, you know, Earl Thingy, with the long dressing-gown and the flappy stuff around his chin.” “Really? ‘Cause you look like a stupid git with his raincoat on inside out.”

u/ConcentrateIll3290 — 5 days ago