A random watch curses you with would you rathers...
A witch curses you and says that from now on for the next 5 weeks, you must answer a would you rather every Monday morning at 8 am, and whatever you pick becomes true. These are the 5 questions. What are you picking and why?
Would you rather be single forever or find out everyone you date is actually secretly married?
No wifi ever again, or no movies and concerts again?
Income is capped at 70k USD a year regardless of your job, residence, or family, or never be able to enter an airplane or cruise ship again?
Grow 2 ft or shrink 2 ft?
Become T1 diabetic or have celiac disease?
Edit, you must answer all 5 would you rathers, picking your option for each one. And in the order stated, they'll appear for you each week for 5 weeks.