u/Comprehensive_Fox_79

A random watch curses you with would you rathers...

A witch curses you and says that from now on for the next 5 weeks, you must answer a would you rather every Monday morning at 8 am, and whatever you pick becomes true. These are the 5 questions. What are you picking and why?

  1. Would you rather be single forever or find out everyone you date is actually secretly married?

  2. No wifi ever again, or no movies and concerts again?

  3. Income is capped at 70k USD a year regardless of your job, residence, or family, or never be able to enter an airplane or cruise ship again?

  4. Grow 2 ft or shrink 2 ft?

  5. Become T1 diabetic or have celiac disease?

Edit, you must answer all 5 would you rathers, picking your option for each one. And in the order stated, they'll appear for you each week for 5 weeks.

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u/Comprehensive_Fox_79 — 3 days ago

  1. Your feet are replaced with rollerskates that cannot be removed ever. You are immune to ever needing an amputation so that the skates will always remain.

  2. You develop an allergy to nuts, dates, alcahol, rice, gluten, dairy, cauliflower shelfish, soy, eggs, and oats.

  3. You become deaf and now need to use a hearing aid in order to hear people.

  4. You are spawned in current day Russia as a member of a rich family, and as a millionare, but you may never move out of Russia or change your citizanship status, or leave the country for more than 5 weeks a year. Also, if you're reading this post from Russia, the witch will instead force you to teleport to 1970s Russia, and not give you any money so that you don't get a benefit from this.

  5. Everyone you know only remembers the embarrassing things you did and will always forget all neutral and good things you do within 5 mins of it happening. They will still know you're a person they trust and are friends with. They won't begin to hate you either.

So what'cha picking?

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u/Comprehensive_Fox_79 — 9 days ago