u/Comprehensive-Age977

Hello, this is a research project that I’ve decided to conduct. I’ve gathered my own data, unbiased, and completely accurate.

I’m going to showcase my results, and then explain them, hopefully informing some of you about the truth behind glazing.

1.Introduction

Firstly, I created a mathematical function to calculate the amount of joy, happiness itself, gained from glazing.

G(x) = x^2 + 10 + c

X represents the joy gained from glazing.

10 represents the baseline joy without glaze.

And c represents the character’s baseline. Their flat joy, without glazing.

2. Experiment

Next, I gathered data to input into the function, I chose five random characters, the only important ones tbh, receiving these results:

🗑️When glazing The Chosen One- I mean NO ONE, who I must say is very bland character. I mean really, there’s nothing special about him. I give a mere 2 for x. With a mere 0 for c.

Giving NO ONE a 14 on the joy scale.

🚀Next, I glazed Victim, I’m not switching to my number keyboard to type H4CK3R every time. Victim’s powers are kinda cool, so I’ll give x a 3, but a sad 0 for c, because RocketCorp Is full of a bunch of fraudulent mercenaries.

So that gives Victim a 26 on the joy scale.

👑Next, I glazed King Orange, and I mean this guy is a FRAUD. It was so hard to come up with ways to glaze this man, but I’ll give x a 1, c gets a 5 though because he has a cool staff.

Ranking his score at a mere 16.

🟠Fourth, I sadly glazed, The Second Coming, this hurt, I won’t lie, but anyway I’d give x a 4, it was okay.. but it just didn’t feel morally right. And c gets a -1 because nobody likes the waking basketball hoop.

Giving the second fraud a 25.

♦️Finially, I glazed The Dark King- Lord, sorry. Right off the bat I felt joy.. before I even started glazing.. I felt happy. x is an immediate 100. And for The Dark Lord.. just beauty.. beautiful..I wish I was a Virabot.. c is 100 no contest.

That gives The Dark Lord a score of 10,110.

3. Conclusion

After collecting this data, the final rankings are:

The Dark Lord, 10,110.
H4CK3R, 26.
The Second Coming, 25.
King Orange, 16.
The Chosen One, 14.

As you can see, glazing The Dark Lord SIGNIFICANTLY outweighs the others.

These results clearly prove that glazing The Dark Lord is FAR better for the mind than glazing other characters- or even not glazing at all.

PS: I deeply apologize for the heretical acts I had to do to get this data, I don’t know if I could ever forgive myself, but the outcome is truly remarkable, I’m sorry Darkie Pookie.💔🥀

Wish me luck my friends. I’ll either become a mod, and ascend to a higher darkness.

Or I’ll fail to rise, and stay as I am.

Either way, no matter the outcome, Dark Is Strong.

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the glazing one.

Animation vs Stick War

I chose legacy because it’s the most known one, but any version counts.

Stick vs stick.

Tdl
Solos-

When people became the Queen, I think it was supposed to represent how purple is the successor to King Orange.

You can see throughout the Aether episode how king is protective over purple, until the end of the episode where he finally lets purple battle the guy alone.

Don’t really know what else to say xd

You can assume he still inherits one for all or not, it doesn’t matter.