u/CoffeeMangoChesed

called my hair oily and not luscious enough and said i needed more hair gel while proceeding to buy it all infront of me

one of our little brothers, inkchasm is taking care of it for now

Now anyways i just came back from a vengeance and got everyone’s snacks

Picked up some coupons for heathcliff aswell

what do i do with it?

my god, that guy from the index is annoying. The one who claims to be the CEO of 2 new wings, primary controller of whitenight and a ego haver.

Now that’s out of the way, let me address something

Also when did we begin using abnormalities on people? Apocalypse bird on the ring, nothing there on the thumb, mountain of smiling bodies dropped smack middle of district 9

I don’t know how you’re getting these abnos but i forbid any of you from using abnos here on out

We enact vengeance on people who wronged us, we don’t drop aleph level abnormalities on them.

Dunno what any of you want as a reward for taking care of that index guy with your own two hands, could be whatever you want. After the vengeance is done we can sort something out.

As a former patron librarian of the floor social sciences and former sephirah of lobotomy corporation’s welfare team who worked with the infamous voice of distortion known as carmen. I feel i have to preface this by, please do not actively seek out distorting. I know the index and pinky has E.G.O and you want a taste of that but please don’t seek out distorting. If anything else, it’s more like carmen seeks YOU out.

As it usually goes this way

You have a lifelong goal->you realise it cant be achieved for some reason-> visit from carmen.

She’ll summarise your life, and try to get you to agree, if you do, you distort. Her words are rigged in favour of you distorting, so resisting is hard.

Besides we have a few abnos (queen of hatred, all-around helper and knight of despair.) a claw, most of the sephirah (me, hokma, netzach and probably binah considering she’s dating one of the little siblings) and the green of doubt ordeal so i recommend you don’t sweat it.

TLDR: distortion isnt pleasant, please don’t seek it out because some of the other finger members have E.G.O, most of the sephirah, some abnos and a claw are here, so consider slightly relaxing.

Also who the fuck sicced Nothing There on the thumb?

That’s all, chesed out.

sup guys im back,

my former account is u/horbydumbass which was intended to be a throwaway now im locked out of it so i made this

I don’t believe i know some of you well so lets have a friendly chat