I woke up to a friend
Okay here's something new and weird for me. I grew up in an area that sleeping outside was sometimes more comfortable than being inside. So as an adult I still love to "camp" on my balcony. My wife woke me up at about 3 am because a crow had apparently chosen my chest as a place to sleep. I wish I had a picture as proof but when I woke it get scared flew off granted I didnt wake the best.
I have not had the luck of interacting with the local murder at all, was this perhaps just a weird coincidence?