My cat has officially become my senior architect and I am losing the power struggle
I have been working from home for about three years now and my cat Vector has slowly transitioned from a pet to a self-appointed supervisor. At first it was cute when he would just sit on the edge of the desk and watch the cursor move across the screen. Now he has developed this specific routine where he sits directly behind my monitor during every single sprint planning meeting. He just stares at me with this judgmental look like he is personally reviewing my code and finding every single logic error I missed because I stayed up too late playing War Thunder.
The real problem is that he has started to understand when I am actually working versus when I am just messing around. If I am on a high stakes call with a client he sits perfectly still like a professional statue. The second I open a browser to check some car parts or read a thread he starts chirping and batting at my headset cable. It is like having a tiny furry manager who doesnt understand the concept of a lunch break or personal space. I actually had a coworker ask if I had a "new office consultant" because they keep seeing his ears pop up in the frame during my video updates.
Last week I was trying to finish a report and he decided that my left arm was the optimal place for a nap. I spent forty minutes typing one handed because I didnt want to deal with the guilt trip of moving him. He knows exactly how to manipulate the situation. If I ignore him for too long he just starts slowly pushing my coffee mug toward the edge of the desk while maintaining eye contact. It is a pure power move. He isnt hungry and his litter box is clean. He just wants me to know that in this apartment he is the one who sets the deadlines.
I used to think people who talked about their pets like roommates were losing their minds but here I am. I find myself apologizing to him when I have to stay late to fix a bug. I even caught myself explaining the project requirements to him yesterday just to hear my own thoughts out loud. He didnt offer much feedback but he did yawn right as I mentioned the delivery date which felt like a pretty accurate assessment of the situation.
I guess this is my life now. I am just a guy who pays the rent for a cat who thinks he owns a BIM consulting firm. At least he doesnt ask for a raise in anything other than extra treats and the occasional scratch behind the ears .