Hi, I’m moving to LA and I don’t plan to own a car!
No, I don’t plan on telling the subreddit where I’ll be working, or what my budget for housing is. I’m definitely not moving here to work for a tech company or defense contractor.
I want to live in a dense, walkable area, but I also want it to be completely devoid of poor people, the mentally ill, and any Black or brown person who doesn’t make Wayne Brady look like Huey Newton. I mean, I didn’t say that, but that’s what I really mean when I say I’m concerned about safety.
I’ll check the replies in the morning. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to catch a Waymo to the Abbey tonight, where I’ll leave my purse unzipped and loosely hanging off my shoulder, and leave my drink unattended. After all, it’s totally safe: I’m surrounded by people who conform to an aesthetic that makes me feel comfortable.
I definitely wouldn’t have gotten in Ted Bundy’s Volkswagen if i were born in 1950 instead of 2000. Why do you ask?