#🏆 2025-26 Real Madrid Clown Fiesta, Semifinals - 2nd Leg

#FULLTIME': Federico Valverde 0-1 Aurélien Tchouaméni

Aurélien Tchouaméni scorers: *👊 Right Fist - 10:23

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Match Information

###🗺️ Location: Madrid, Spain

###🎪 Stadium: Ciudad Real Madrid Florentino Pérez

###📅 Date: Wednesday, March 7

###⏰ Kick-off Time: 9:00 GMT / 4:00 ET / 7:00 PT

###🔺 Referee: Álvaro Arbeloa (SPA)

###👴 VARDRID: Florentino Pérez (SPA)

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#📺 Where to Watch

RMTV, TMZ SPORTS, El Chiringuito, Ciudad Real Madrid Florentino Pérez Security Room, Dani Ceballos' Phone

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#Head To Head Record (last 5 matches)

Date	Competition	Home Team	Score	Away Team
May 6, 2026	RM Clown Fiesta	Aurélien Tchouaméni	0-0	Federico Valverde
Jan 12, 2026	Xabi Alonso's Thunderdome	Aurélien Tchouaméni	4-6	Federico Valverde

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📝 LINEUPS

Aurélien Tchouaméni

Coach: 🇰🇵 Kylian Mbappé

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Federico Valverde

Coach: 🇧🇷 Vinícius Júnior

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#🗒️ Training Ground Events

Time	Event	Details
Arrival	🤝 Refused Handshake	Valverde refused to shake Tchouameni's hand upon arriving at training. Trent checked Duolingo to see if this was Spanish courtesy
Locker Room	🗣️ Accusations Begin	Valverde repeatedly accused Tchouameni of leaking information about a previous argument to the press. Jude Bellingham was seen on a call with his dad and Ceballos started to heavily sweat 💦
Training Session	⚠️ Hostility Escalates	The accusations continued during training, with tense exchanges and aggressive tackles between both players. The Dictator was seen smirking and whispering "It's all coming together Mou..."
Training Session	👀 Arbeloa Silent	Arbeloa reportedly remained silent throughout the confrontation. Then he started blaming himself, but the players ignored him and thought it was weird that the cone could speak.
Post-Training	🛑 Tchouameni Responds	Tchouameni asked Valverde to stop the accusations and end the hostile atmosphere.
Post-Training	🤝 Teammates Intervene	Several players attempted to mediate and calm the situation. Vini was seen running around the grounds trying to find a ref to complain to.
Post-Training	👊💥 Physical Altercation	After continued accusations, Tchouameni punched Valverde, knocking him to the ground. Arbeloa blames himself, says he licked the floor too clean for the players.
Post-Training	🩸 Injury	Valverde suffered a head cut after hitting the ground during the fall. Mendy heard saying "At least I will not be alone..."
Post-Training	♿ Medical Assistance	Valverde was reportedly dizzy and left the training ground in a wheelchair. He seemingly forgot that his wife is racist.
Aftermath	🏥 Medical Treatment	Valverde was examined at the Valdebebas medical center before being transferred for stitches. ChatGPT was down at the time, they initially wanted to stitch his right leg.
Aftermath	👏 Result	That ends this tie with Aurélien Tchouaméni moving on, he will be facing Antonio (The Slapper) Rüdiger after his one sided victory over Álvaro Carreras.

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