u/Chemical_Term4699

🎶First years jumping on the bed🎶

🎶First years jumping on the bed🎶

🎶There were five little first-years jumping on the bed,
Jack fell down and bumped his head,
The Prefect called the Housewarden and the Housewarden said,
No more first-years jumping on the bed🎶
🎶There were four little first-years jumping on the bed,
Ace fell down and bumped his head,
The Prefect called the Housewarden and the Housewarden said,
No more first-years jumping on the bed🎶
🎶There were three little first-years jumping on the bed,
Epel fell down and bumped his head,
The Prefect called the Housewarden and the Housewarden said,
No more first-years jumping on the bed🎶
🎶There were two little first-years jumping on the bed,
Deuce fell down and bumped his head,
The Prefect called the Housewarden and the Housewarden said,
No more first-years jumping on the bed🎶
🎶There was one little first-year jumping on the bed,
Sebek fell down and bumped his head,
The Prefect called the Vice Housewarden and the Vice Housewarden said🎶
Oh crumbs!

u/Chemical_Term4699 — 15 hours ago

🎶The Ballard of Roseheart🎶

🎶The sound of hoof beats cross the glade!
Good students, hide your Bs and Cs!🎶
🎶Beware the deadly flashing Staff,
unless you want to end up beheaded!🎶
🎶 Roseheart! Roseheart! He rides a horse named Vorpel!
Roseheart! Roseheart! He enforces every decree!🎶
🎶Red - the hair atop his head.
Red - his cape made of linen.🎶
🎶His temper is redder than a rose.
his hedgehog is pinker than his flamingo.🎶
🎶Roseheart! Roseheart! Mention not his height!
Roseheart! Roseheart! You little teapot tyrant!🎶

u/Chemical_Term4699 — 4 days ago