I’m gonna make a small list, all of these have been within the past 3 years. This is just a handful but I think they’re kinda funny
- the dream where I was a goth gay man.
- the dream where I cried over not being able to kiss statues of Chappell roan as a knight.
- the dream where I bought the iPod bend (instead of shuffling the music it was rubber and it bent)
- the dream where I watched my non-existent children die in a house fire.
- the dream where I went to my ex’s birthday party (inside of a Tesco garage) and called his dad some rather rude names because he wouldn’t let me eat cake.
- the dream where I walked to Sweden in the snow to see my ex gf for Christmas.
- the dream where I saw a clone trying to replace me and asked it “what’s cookin’ good lookin’?”
- the time I got drunk and dreamt my friend burnt down my parents house by cooking rice through a Snapchat call.
- the dream where I was chased through Sainsbury’s local by a strange man on a hoverboard for spilling some olives.
- my personal favourite, the dream where Gerard way was an evil scientist who made me search his lab for his laptop passcode (which was slommy cheese) but everything he said was a doki doki literature club text box pop-up thing.