u/Character_Welder_530

edit: I just wanna see them complain about each other being late tbh

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show rules:

* the two most chronically late people for the previous event will get a different event time than the other ladies. (suppose event starts at 6pm, the latest will be told 5pm and 2nd latest 5:30pm.)

* if you keep being the top two people, your start times will get earlier and earlier.

* you cannot discuss what time the events start at, only producers can tell you the schedule. the ladies will think the premise of the show is ”surprises” (not lateness), so you throw in some extra rules like they can’t talk about future events at all.

* the first event is something for charity, like putting together meal kits for seniors so the people who show up least late will end up grumpy about doing so much and those that are the latest will be trampled by viewers for their vanity ❤️

* all of the events involve a meal, because that seems to be the most dramatic setting across the franchise, especially if they’re all waiting to orde.

how does it sound?