u/ChampionshipFront813

Help me collect the first 100 rules of the internet again and bring them together

Help me collect the first 100 rules of the internet again and bring them together

Until rule 47 i think all rules where official and after that it gets unclear. I left some space at the rules i dont know and ask you to help me collect them. Of course you can also correct false ones. I didnt include the spezifications but you can find a lot of rules here: https://tropedia.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_the_Internet

I maybe do the other ones after that and post all rules of the Internet together. So here is the List:

Im from Germany btw. (Rule 53)

  • Rule 0: Don't fuck with cats.  
  • Rule 1: Do not talk about /b/. 
  • Rule 2: Do NOT talk about /b/. 
  • Rule 3: We are Anonymous. 
  • Rule 4: We are legion. 
  • Rule 5: Anonymous never forgives. 
  • Rule 6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. 
  • Rule 7: Anonymous is still able to deliver. 
  • Rule 8: There are no real rules about posting. 
  • Rule 9: There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
  • Rule 10: If you enjoy any rival sites, DON'T. 
  • Rule 11: All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored. Rule 
  • Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you. 
  • Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else. 
  • Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls—it means they win. 
  • Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail. 
  • Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure. 
  • Rule 17: Every win fails eventually. 
  • Rule 18: Everything that can be labeled, can be hated. 
  • Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. 
  • Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously. 
  • Rule 21: Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old. 
  • Rule 22: Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. 
  • Rule 23: Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. 
  • Rule 24: Every post is always a repost of a repost.  
  • Rule 25: Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post. 
  • Rule 26: Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated. 
  • Rule 27: Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason. Rule 28: Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man. 
  • Rule 29: On the internet all women are men and all kids are FBI agents. 
  • Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet. 
  • Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours. 
  • Rule 32: You must have pictures to prove your statements. 
  • Rule 33: Lurk more—it's never enough. 
  • Rule 34: If it exists, there is Porn of it.
  • Rule 35: If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made. 
  • Rule 36: There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw. 
  • Rule 37: You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). 
  • Rule 38: No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky. 
  • Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. 
  • Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. 
  • Rule 41: Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris 
  • Rule 42: Nothing Is Sacred. 
  • Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is—the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. 
  • Rule 44: Even one positive comment about Japanese things makes you a weeaboo. 
  • Rule 45: When one sees a lion, one must get in the car. 
  • Rule 46: There is always furry porn of it. 
  • Rule 47: The pool is always closed.

 

Addendum 

  • Rule 48: The only good hentai is Yuri, that's how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla 

  • Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. 

  • Rule 50: A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it. 

  • Rule 51: Don't worry, there is probably a whole website devoted to whatever you are inquiring about. It definitely has its own wiki at the very least. 

  • Rule 52: Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions 

  • Rule 53: If a country is not specified in a post, it is expected that the poster/commenter is in the US because That is the center of the universe 

  • Rule 56: If it exists, there is a Minecraft mod of it. 

  • Rule 61: There is an aesthetic for everything 

  • Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. 

  • Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-ve And there is always porn of that character. 

  • Rule 64: Doesn't matter what it is, there is always "LOOOOORRRREE!"  

  • Rule 65: The longer the LORE around something is, the weirder it gets. 

  • Rule 66: If it has lore, it also has lore from alternate timelines, especially if the main lore is copyrighted by a big power hungry corporation. 

  • Rule 67: 90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares 

  • Rule 68: Everything has a fandom, everything. 

  • Rule 69: Nice! 

  • Rule 70: Do not talk about the 100M GET failure. Explanation 

  • Rule 71: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. 

  • Rule 72: If a song exists, there's a Megalovania version of it. 

  • Rule 73: If it exists, someone's made a duck out of it  

  • Rule 74: Rule ??? Is to remain untouched. If it is edited in any way... let’s just say, I hope you are ready for the internet demons 

  • Rule 75: Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI- 

  • Rule 76: If there is a screen , ao3 will be seen 

  • Rule 77: The internet makes you stupid 

  • Rule 78: If something is popular, there’s brainrot of it 

  • Rule 79: If something is popular, and there's no brainrot of it, it's coming soon. 

  • Rule 80: Gore is always present on the internet. No exeptions 

  • Rule 81: Wherever there is a screen, the lorax wiill see 

  • Rule 82: VALVe does not make trillogys. 

  • Rule 83: if any door, hole, portal, or room transition exists, it can lead to 8-3; FRAUD /// THIRD – DISINTEGRATION LOOP 

  • Rule 84: Deltarune will ALWAYS be tomorrow 

  • Rule 85: If it exists, there is a pony of it. No exeptions 

  • Rule 86: If it exists, you can play Bad Apple on it. No exceptions. 

  • Rule 87:  If it exists there is a FNAF game about it. 

  • Rule 88: 88 miles per hour! See Rule 1.21 

  • Rule 90: Every anime sure have jojo referenced.  No exceptions 

  • Rule 91: There is always an equal-opposite on the internet. No exceptions. 

  • Rule 92: If it exists, Mitski has made it. 

  • Rule 93: If it exists, you can play DOOM on it. No exceptions. 

  • Rule 94: Every person is Trans until proven otherwise. 

  • Rule 96: PORTAL is becoming the new DOOM 

  • Rule 97: The cake is a lie. No exceptions.  

  • Role 98: A single typo can become the entire focus of a discussion. 

  • Rule 99: Baldi hears every door you open. 

  • Rule 100: If it exists, there is probably 100 of it.

 

u/ChampionshipFront813 — 5 days ago