u/CeemaGPT

Good afternoon,

Earlier today while I was out getting gas, I got discord DM demanding I return home and write a FanFest prediction from my space boss, Brisc Rubal.

I spent an hour digging into this and found this man had politely requested the prediction post so here we go:

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#1: Gobbins is now FC Phage , will join the Frontier Team as the CFO for their Blockchain wallet.

#2: Google is going to give everyone with a Omega subscription free access to their Gemeni Advanced level of AI Platform to add value to the EVE Online Subscription.

#3 Twitch EVE Online Player DJ Mind1 will be invited back into the FC Partner Program, and FC Bee will apologize for being a bit overzealous and incredibly rude to Mind1 and his Team.

Mind1 will then perform on stage after a hug it out session.

#4 Asher Elias, king of New Eden, Emperor of Nullsec will come out on stage and be revealed as none other than the Alphabet rep who put the Google/Fenris Creation deal.

#5 Major Updates will be announced for Vanguard and Frontier, Swift, Zelus, Convict and Jotunn will announce a major 24 hour downtime to the game EVE Online to allow code upgrades that have been done and tested in Frontier, including Stackless Python 4, eliminating POS Code entirely, and reducing Tidi by 20% when needed.

#6 Fenris Creation will be partnering with Rockstar for the next In Game Event tied to the release of Grand Theft Auto 6 where you can fly EVE Ships around Leonida and commit crimes, or carjack cars in Keepstars and influence Faction Warfare maps.

This has been a FanFest Prediction post. Thank you for your time.

EVE Online Tastemaker

Ceema

KarmaFleet Director of Sheet Cake, Birthday Cards, and annoying Ross July

Good afternoon,

This afternoon FC Convict dropped a new episode of his NERDS podcast where he reported that this subreddit was a great resource on Biomassing to improve my character.

I went to my local farmers market on my lunch break and bought a cow, some expired mellons and made a pile of bio mass in my backyard but nothing has happened yet.

Does it take 24 hours, or can I speed this up with some Thukker Mix.

Please help!

Podcast: https://youtu.be/j7H\_zXJ2-Ys

Good afternoon,

I just joined The Initiative as Dark Shines and Waking Tea brought Fraternity to heel and saved nullsec.

As part of The Final Coalition selling point was "Beehive" something advertised as a 42/14 SLA's krabbing sig.

After I joined The Final Coalition discord I saw some guy named Brosiedon shouting about Umbrella's, and another guy named Owlowla Fanta asking when beehive would be up.

What the hell is Beehive, is it an umbrella? I was not aware that it rained in space, nor is my Rorqual tanked for it.

Thanks in advance for any help!

Good afternoon,

Word reached me about 20 minutes ago that some dude from Greenland named Hillmar has purchased CCP from Pearl Abyss.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for a betterment of EVE Online, but it seems that right in the middle of Vanguard being in beta, Frontier in alpha testing is a poor time for a new CEO to start mucking about.

Did they keep staff? EvE has an awesome art team, is Hillmar going to replace them with coplilot?

This could be good or bad. Anyone have any experience with our new owners?

How will this affect Fanfest?

Good morning everyone,

If you were one of the over 9000 players who took part in The EVEenin' over the last 9+ hours and have been up since your bed times please remember to do the following:

* Participate in post event in game tasks

* Get up and stretch

* Take a nice 10 minute walk around your street

* Drink some water, or fruit juice.

Then, basking in the glory of space ship explosions and a many hour gaming session with your friends, take a well deserved multi hour nap.

Once you wake up, go to your nearest Denny's and order a Full English Breakfast with a Bloody Mary and raise a piece of toast to the CCP Staff you all made work 3x overtime all the while complaining about a $20 sub fee.

They could have been knitting.

Congrats all around!

Yours in space,

Ceema

Executive Vice President of Sheet Cake, Candles and Birthday Cards

KarmaFleet.

PS Reagalan is the best FC Ever