u/CatchFlaky5749

Advice from a master shifter who has shifted HUNDREDS OF TIMES

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As a MASTER shifter who has shifted literally HUNDREDS of times, I’m finally gracing you all with my wisdom.

Okay, so I had my first ACTUAL shift in 2022. I was having a dream, and suddenly I was fully aware I was in my DR. And yeah, it felt, looked, and functioned exactly like a regular lucid dream, but I'm going to tell you I shifted anyway because I literally did. 🙄 I would have stayed permanently, but I was forcefully evicted from my DR by the literal Men In Black.

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The other 499 shifts happen EVERY SINGLE DAY because we shift every time we breathe, idiots. 🗣️💨 For example: I woke up today, I felt slightly happier, and it’s exactly one degree warmer outside. Obviously, all 500 of my previous mays were exactly like this too, but this is clearly a parallel reality.

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If you comment on this post trying to point out "logic" or whatever, you’re just a pathetic, low-vibrational anti-shifter who is jealous of my god-tier shifting abilities. Go touch grass in your CR.

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u/CatchFlaky5749 — 3 days ago