I insulted a man for 10 minutes in front of his whole family
This happened at my grandmother's funeral. After the funeral we had a dinner with many people. I sat at the table with the prick. I haven't spoken to this man for over 10 years. He then proceeds to insult my career. Turns out he had been stalking my personal work related information. He accidentally revealed his dirty plot from how much he knew and was talking.
When he realized his mistake and froze, I mocked his height in front of his whole family - including his wife, 2 parents, and 2 children.
I called him Short 3 times over 10 minutes. You may wonder, how do you call someone Short 3 times for an entire 10 minutes?
This is how. I said "You are really really really really (repeat 'really' a few hundred times) ... SHORT!"
I repeated that 3 times. I may hold the world record for the most "reallys" used in a sentence.
He froze at first but after I was done he then begins screaming loudly like a maniac. So his family had to leave after that.
I like imagine him and his family remembering that moment for the rest of their lives. Hopefully he is mentally traumatized for life.