u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK

Image 1 — Princess Beans says she’s a beautiful sunflower
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Image 4 — Princess Beans says she’s a beautiful sunflower

Princess Beans says she’s a beautiful sunflower

Tiabeanie also says you’ll tell her she’s the most beautiful, biggest cat in the world, and will thank her for gracing you with her presence.

Anyone who says otherwise will be TNRed and have their ear clipped. She knows where her dad keeps the scissors.

u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK — 3 days ago
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I’m Figaro and I’m a recovering food addict. AMA.

Figs lost ~7 lbs over almost a year, and has successfully stayed slim for over a year.

He’s a good boy and the bestest little cuddly teddy bear.

u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK — 5 days ago

What do I do?

For years birds have nested above my front door. Every year when it gets above 100°F *(Phoenix, AZ, ~110-120° during summer)* I start finding dead chicks of varying ages on my doorstep.

Today is >100° and I just found this little guy under my door. Was hardly responsive but after a few minutes cooling off in some water he’s energetic, hopping around, and ate a couple bugs off the sidewalk.

What on earth do I do with him?

u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK — 5 days ago

You guys think coke and 'roids will make me act cooler if I take it with some I-theanine and kava to level me out?

Would really like to have a more alpha or sigma personality, either one works. Looking for something that’ll let people know I’m the one running the show.

Asking for a friend. Just curious.

u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK — 5 days ago

I have absolutely no clue what she’s doing. She sat like that with her feet in the air for ~15 minutes before I finally pulled her out.

u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK — 17 days ago