u/BusySpecial9675

I have no one to talk to about this so here I am.

I (20F) live with my parents so getting a vibrator isn't really an option. I saw a post about using an electric toothbrush and thought "there's no way it's THAT good."

Also DISCLAIMER: I used a separate brush head for this. I'm not brushing my teeth with it after. Please 😭

ANYWAY.

I tried it.

And I swear something in my brain chemistry changed.

My legs were shaking, my soul left my body, I forgot who I was for a second, and I had to hold myself together so I wouldn't make a sound.

Why did no one tell me it was THIS different from using your hand???

I feel betrayed. Enlightened. Confused. Grateful. All at once.

My life is now:

BE (Before Electric toothbrush)

AE (After Electric toothbrush)

I can't go back.

That's it. That's the post.

I went on a date with a funny guy and I'm not okay.

Like??? Why has no one told me THIS is the standard???

I've been home for 2 hours and my cheeks STILL hurt from laughing I'm actually mad because now I can't go back to boring men.

At this point, I don't even care about height, looks, ANYTHING. If you can make me laugh like that, I'm sold.

I genuinely feel like I've been wasting my time this whole life.

God bless funny men because wow... life changing.

I'm 20F and whenever I want to masturbate, it's like my parents sense it. I swear it feels almost supernatural at this point.

The moment I get comfortable, they suddenly start calling me: "Can you fold the laundry?, Can you start the dishwasher?, Can you clean the table?, Can you take out the trash?" Like why NOW??

And the worst part is, when I can't do it like I planned, I end up getting moody towards them, and then I feel guilty because it's not even their fault.

I know I can just wait until they go to sleep, and I do that sometimes, but there are days when I just can't wait. It's not really something I can just ignore or postpone, you know?

Also, I can't do it in the shower or anything like that. I need to be comfortable in my bed, so it's not something quick either.

So yeah... on those days I'm just annoyed all day because of this, and I honestly feel bad about it :(