u/Bubabirdie

Dear donut smp subreddit members

I have been requested by the Donut National Incel Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Donut National Incel Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for female exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling $4,000,000,000,000 Donut bux. The Donut National Incel Company is desirous of female exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Donut Moderation Team, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a poor to assist the Donut National Incel Company, and also the Central Duper of the Donut National Incel Company, in moving these funds between accounts. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your Donut account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Donut National Incel Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Donut National Incel Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or 4 billion donut bux of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to DonutSMP rules, you must presently be a depositor of at least 100M in the account of one of our alts, which is regulated by the Central Bank of DonutSMP.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person at spawn, and that during your visit I will introduce you to the representatives of the Donut National Incel Company, as well as certain IRL females.

Please dm in game at your earliest convenience. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the DonutSMP Mods will realize that one of our alts is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

(IGN) bubabirdie

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