u/Brokenlingo

His dumb mom left us and flew back to Thailand leaving me with this 4 year old mess of a kid. He can’t wash himself, he can’t cook for himself, he doesnt even know how to wipe his ass. I introduced him to Juice WRLD but it didn’t help at all, he’s still a total mess and a handful of work. The worst of it is I can’t get a baddie because of him. I tried setting up a tinder profile but when they find out about my extra baggage they all ditch me. All I want is a baddy who listens to Juice and will take care of my kid while I go out and live my life. Not much to ask for is it? Juice was right AGATS.

I have never ever paid for dog food or exterted myself moniteraly for this type of expense when it comes to my dog. Since he was a puppy I let him go out on his own and fend for himself, he’d visit the city centre and look for scraps and hunt little bugs, until eventually with need to grow and his ever increasing nutritional demands he learned to hunt for rodents like mice, then rats, eventually small birds.

His big moment was luring a seagull by waiting for it to approach a piece of food and then pouncing on it. It fed him for days and ever since he got a taste for bigger game he’d look for the neighbours cats and feast on them.

Now he hunts rabbits, pigeons, beach gulls, mice, rats, ants, and the neighbours cats. I believe this is the only way to raise a dog naturally and self sufficiently. The only problem is he has to compete with his brothers and sisters, and sometimes they eat each other, the weakest of the pack.

I think more people should take to my methods and let their dogs be happy as they would as wolves in the wild.

My girlfriend is in for a domestic charge for slapping me in public and having had a big fight where I was left with a chunk of my hair ripped out, a black eye, and a lacrated neck. I didn’t want to press charges but when the police officers tried to talk to her and subdue her she pushed one of them and beat another worse than she did me. Now I’m required to pay 125k bond or she will leave me in a worse state than before, I’m not afraid of her, nah 😅 if she’s reading this she knows that she’s my world and I’m doing this because I love her. Shantel baby trust me this go fund me will work, if not I will be forced to sell an organ of choice. Because anything for love.

My wife of 17 years (into the marriage) has recently critiqued my Karma gains and has made mention of how low of an amount that I am sitting on for an account of my age and the amount of time I spend on Reddit. She now suspects that I am cheating on her and has filed for a divorce. I think this is a clear message to myself and to the rest of us that we need to try harder, that our Karma can get even bigger, that these mere internet points mean much more than the first impression of them that they come across as. These are valuable life points, and I need them desperately or my wife is taking my house and my dog.