The OMEGAverse has ruined me
I'm an EMT-in-training, and when we get an emergency call, they're ranked as such:
- Omega - non-emergent (no lights or sirens), likely someone has a cold or splinter
- Alpha - non-emergent, someone is feeling sick but not dangerously so, no history/recent illness or trauma that makes something life threatening likely
- Beta - emergent, needs to be checked but it's likely not life-or-death
- Charlie - emergent, situation has the possibility of getting worse so get there fast
- Delta - emergent, shit's possibly going down so get there now
- Echo - DRIVE FASTER THEY'RE NOT BREATHING
So last night I was talking with a coworker who's helping with my driving training about the different ranks and realized, "If an A/B/Overse found out Alpha is one of the least concerns, they'd probably be pissed because they're boring calls," and I started laughing to myself and couldn't explain it to my coworker. (There's nothing wrong with boring calls, I'm always happy to help an elderly person who fell and needs a lift assist and isn't actively dying on me!)
It's just silly and now every time I see it pop up on my phone with a call I start giggling. Love this weird ass community. <3