u/BoogedyBoogedy

▲ 475 r/rs_x

We deserve a better word for libidinous desire than “horny.”

I mean “horny”—it’s frankly embarrassing.

u/BoogedyBoogedy — 7 days ago

▲ 275 r/Lawyertalk

I was recently chatting with my mom on the phone. After I hung up, I reflexively looked to see how long our call was so I could bill for it.

This job has turned me into a sick man with a warped brain. (0.3, btw.)

u/BoogedyBoogedy — 7 days ago