I look down on people who get offended for inanimate objects.
Entering a Reddit thread to suggest the iPhone 17 Pro Max has "crappy" camera quality is essentially the digital equivalent of walking into a cathedral and complaining about the acoustics—it’s technically allowed, but the locals will absolutely try to burn you at the stake. Within minutes of posting, a self-appointed Apple martyr will inevitably emerge, clutching their pearls and treating your critique of a literal piece of glass as a targeted hate crime against their ancestors. It’s truly a marvel of modern psychology to witness a total stranger become genuinely, deeply offended on behalf of a trillion-dollar corporation, responding to your comment with the kind of vitriolic "user error" lecture usually reserved for people who try to microwave their phones to charge them. Apparently, implying that a smartphone might have flaws isn't just a tech opinion; it’s a personal slap in the face to anyone whose entire personality is tethered to a lightning port.
